Age:
35

Number of children:
2

Years as a mom:
5.5

Birthplace:
Naval Academy, Annapolis, MD

Occupation:
VP of Strategy Management for healthcare not-for-profit

Preoccupation:
How to fit all necessary components into my day

First car:
1997 Suburu Impreza wagon that I'm still driving

First thing I notice about people:
Whether I can remember their name

Four things I can not live without:
Wine, my family, diaper wipes and my cow-print coat (okay, I COULD live without any of those, but why?)

Furthest I've been from home:
Tie between Phnom Penh, Cambodia and Tadmor, Syria

How often I weigh myself:
at annual doctor appointments

If I knew then, what I know now...
It's fun to flirt with boys and I'm good at it.

Least favorite thing about myself:
That I yell at my kids too much

Most embarrassing moment:
Passing out during a sex ed video in 9th grade health class (it's along story...)

Movies I'd watch over and over:
Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, Shakespeare in Love, Clueless, It's a Wonderful Life, Harry Potter

Plastic surgery or growing old naturally:
Naturally

What superhuman power I would most like to have:
Stretch time

My mother was right about:
Those dorky boys do end up better than the cool guys

The one thing I'll never understand:
People who think that they are the only one with the only right answer. And why our society thinks that the perfect body for a woman looks like a 12-year-old boy with boobs.

My favorite feature:
my hair color

When I was little I wanted to be:
an architect

Would I rather be a little smarter or a little sexier?
I'm just enough of both right now, thank you

 

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